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Readers,
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'The Junkie' will not contain a lot of info but will tell you what it has
to offer to you in the months to come.
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Anarchy Pick of the Month
Diskette Bomb
You need:
- A disk
- Scissors
- White or blue kitchen matches (they MUST be these colors!)
- Clear nail polish
- Carefully open up the diskette (3.5" disks are best for this!)
- Remove the cotton covering from the inside.
- Scrape a lot of match powder into a bowl (use a wooden scraper,
metal might spark the matchpowder!)
- After you have a lot, spread it evenly on the disk.
- Using the nail polish, spread it over the match mixture
- Let it dry
- Carefully put the diskette back together and use the nail polish
to seal it shut on the inside (where it came apart).
- When that disk is in a drive, the drive head attempts to read
the disk, which causes a small fire. (ENOUGH HEAT TO MELT
THE DISK
DRIVE AND MESS THE HEAD UP!!). ahahahahaha! Let the moron try
and fix THAT!!!
Hack Pick of the Month
Hacker - A State of Mind.
So you wanna be a HACKER huh? <Bwahahaha!>
It's a state-of-MIND!
..you can induce it - but only if you are willing
to drive yourself
mad enough! Go read and practice until you have
mastered at least
Assembly language and Intermediate Level Electronics!
Without this
foundation you'll be just another little geek,
who might know the magic
words to the spell but dosent understand what
he's doing! So RTFM!
..so what does that mean? Read The Fucking Manual!
You will be sooo
amazed at how easy most things are if you just
try to read the manual
first! The truth is: Most people cant read. Or
they read poorly if
they read at all. So if you can't really read...STOP
RIGHT HERE. GO
learn to read first. If you can't read at a minimum
12th Grade level
you cant be a hacker. Reading is the basic skill
you must have to do
EVERYTHING BEYOND THIS POINT.
Tell your friends you cant party...you're
busy. Spend at least 4
hours a day at your new-found fascination...or
decide right here
and now that you cant cut it! If you CAN, get
a copy of MINIX or
LINUX...start learning about OPERATING SYSTEMS.
Then start your
1st real hack...try building a computer-controlled,
DTMF dialer
card for your cheap PC...write the code to use
it with, make it
a TSR to keep life interesting...now port it
to MINIX or whatever
...better yet, port it as an IOCTL call at kernel
level! You keep
reading...
Now you're ready to take on something more
complex - go to the
Library, start a literature search; topic: Telephone
Technologies.
RTFM! Learm about the ancient cross-bar, the
Pre-ESS systems, the
fab MFTSS, the TELEX boxes and circuits...keep
reading...buy up
an older, cheap (like under $50) cellular phone...by
this time
you should already have a subscription to 'Nuts
& Volts" as well
as a few other grassroots technology pubs....buy
a copy of the
"Cellular Hacker's Bible"....start by doing something
simple..
..disassemble and re-write the phone`s control
ROM to allow it
to function as an 800MHZ scanner...hopefully
you've assembled
a large array of tools and test gear by now.
You've got a good
dual-trace scope, some pc-based PROM burner,
a signal generator,
a logic probe or two, maybe even a microprocessor-emulator
for
the 5051, the Z80, the 68010 or something....you
may have been
dragged into some fields-afar by life - incorporate
them: If
somebody drasgged you into SCUBA, build your
own sonar. If you
have gotten interested in amateur radio, you
can build a lot
of swell stuff...I recommend you checkout Packet's
AX25A level2
protocol...very slick stuff! If your bud's are
all into motors,
take a whak at doing your own Performance PROMS
for GM's F.I. and
spark advance curves...or try adapting some Volkswagen/BOSCHE
Kjetronics F.I. to a Harley Davidson!..maybe
you're into music
so you buy a synthesizer and learn all about
electronic music,
you start hacking analog modules and build a
nicer synth than you
could buy! Then you interface it to a MIDI port
on a cheap 286AT
and then hack up some sequencer software, or
buy some and then
disassemble it to fix all the bugs! You keep
reading...
By now most of your friends are also "far
into the pudding", you
have either gained 50 lbs or gone totally skinny...your
skin tone
is 2 shades lighter from being indoors so long...most
of the opposite
sex is either totally freaked by or with you
- they either dig you,
or they dont!...you're probably knocking on the
door of what will
be a $60K+/yr job as a systems analyst...and
you are well-aware that
90% of the people in this world can't talk their
way out of a badly
cooked steak at the local eatery, let alone install
a new motherboard
in their PC! So you pick up some extra cash on
doing shit like that
for the straights...you keep reading, and RTFM'ing
higher and higher,
learning about networks...the VCR breaks down
and your SO bitches
about having to wait till monday to have it fixed...you
fix it in
about 40 minutes....the next day the clothes
dryer starts to make
squeeking noises like a 50' mouse, you've never
fixed one before -
but somehow it's not that difficult to open the
bastard up and find
the squeek and fix it...and suddenly it dawns
on you that hacking
code or hardware is pretty much the same! You
keep reading...
Congrats, you are now a real hacker. Absolutly
nothing but a lack of
time (or in some cases money) can stop you. You
are a true Technologic
Philosopher...you can function in places a mere
Engineer or Scientist
would truly FEAR TO TREAD! You can read better
than Evelyn Wood, you
have a collection of tools that would make a
Master Machinist and a
Prototype EE or ME cry. You can calculate series
and parallel resonant
circuits in your head. You can fix any consumer
appliance - if you can
get the parts. Your car has either become one
of your main hacks or
you'ver deligated the job to a mechanic who you
have found to be a
fellow hacker; and you work on his homebrew 68010
unix box...because
you've got a 68010 emulator and he works on your
car because that's
the kind he specializes in! Maybe you trade services
with people
for 50% of what ordinary people have to BUY WITH
CASH!...you keep
reading...
(this is the stage where the author now
finds himself...16 years
into a career at a Fortune 5 company and
age 42...still reading...
your mileage may vary! <-((that's my
code too! I co-wrote VEEP,
(vehicle-economy-emissions-program, a
complete auto-simulator,
written in Fortran-5 for the Univac 1108
system using punch-cards!)
for the Ford Foundation and the DOT while
at JPL in 1973)) )
Celebrity Pic of the Month
Jenifer Lopez is this month's Celebrity